I suppose this is where I tell you about myself.

I was born in a small town in north Dallas, Texas. I got tired of said town and decided to leave when I was 18.

4 other states, 8 homes, and 2 kids later, I’m back near that same small town. It’s been a wild ride but 100% worth it. I have managed to give life to one amazing boy and one amazing girl, and I’m only 36% sure they will need therapy when they get older, so I consider that a success. I have what is probably the most ideal co-parenting relationship with my ex-husband (think Kate Beckinsale and Michael Sheen, only neither of us are that attractive, or British). I also have a kick-ass partner/boyfriend/best friend who somehow finds my weirdness endearing. He’s also super hot so that’s awesome.

I do not have any pets, but I do have a picture of a golden retriever that I’ve never met, wearing a birthday hat, as the background of my computer. I swear he actually likes these things about me….